20 Funny Motivational Quotes To Ironically Inspire You This 2020

This year is about to end but it seems like a lot of stuff is just waiting for their turn to “spice” things up. You might feel numb right now and need a dose of funny motivational quotes just to keep you afloat.

Well, we’re going to give you just that but be warned! Some of these are oddly inspirational. *wink*

20 Funny Motivational Quotes To Ironically Inspire You This 2020

“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.”
― Mindy Kaling

“One thing I’ve learned about people is that the easiest way to get them to like you is to shut up and let them do the talking.”
― Jesse Andrews

“The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.”
― Lev Grossman

“Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you ever try buying them without money.”
― Ogden Nash

“If laughter is the best medicine, let’s OD together.”
― Michael P. Clutton

“When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.”
― Katina Ferguson

“I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”
― Cassandra Duffy

“People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to WalMart, so be it.”
― Maynard James Keenan

“I go on the presumption that everyone’s full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.”
― Dennis Lehane

“Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers”
― Eoin Colfer

“Why sadness was created?
So we could rest from laughing.”
― Nelson M. Lubao

“Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”
― Paula Wall

“Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.”
― Mark Twain

“Don’t stop dreaming just because you had a nightmare.”
― Jill Scott

“God made us unique ,creative and we screwed ourselves with education”
― Sweta Sinha

“Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.”
― Joan Jett

“The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!”
― Dave Horowitz

“The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget but a pessimist forgets to laugh.”
― Tom Bodett

“Sometimes I feel I have a dual personality disorder; one lives the daily routine, and the other imagines.”
― Ruchi Singh

“I have no intention of dying. In fact, that will be the last thing I do!”
― Milton H. Erickson

“Great we’re bloody inspired”
― James Dashner

Yup, we lied. Some of these quotes are just for laughs but we do hope you enjoyed your short time reading these!

And in case, you want to read more funny motivational quotes, check out these 40 funny motivational quotes on adulting!